Google and Gag: Studying the Online Search for Indian + Aunties + Sex
April 1st, 2008
Gag reflex in full effect.
[Blogger: S.I.] We know it’s April Fool’s Day, and while this post is damn funny, rest assured it’s actually true.
Remember our article on gigolos in India, women, and sex?
A handful of other people may remember too, but not for the reasons we intended. As it turns out, the content of that post triggers many hits for people searching for “indian”, “aunties”, and “sex” in a very different context.
Presented below are some of the search terms that led to our blog. We know these weren’t real blog readers because as soon as they hit our site, they left (and nobody ever does that…). Probably looking for pictures, not text.
Most of these hits were from Google and from India. We did not spellcheck or manipulate terms, and we lower cased all queries. Comments in italics. And please, don’t get up in arms about us laughing at Indian English speakers. We laugh at them, they laugh at us, it’s funny, get over it. And many of these entries don’t even qualify as IE.
So, to find Desi Manifesto Blog, just google:
* aunties sex
* photo of aunties who do sex [This is the only one I didn't have word for word, as I lost the entry. Everything else is verbatim.]
* aunty looking men(address and no.)
* aunties in sex desire
* indian aunties cheating
* i am a gigolo in new delhi. how can i find the customers? [Who among us hasn't asked this before?]
* desi indian prostitutes
* aunties having sex with their husbands [It's all about the family values.]
* under 19 sex lady in delhi [Disturbing.]
* desi men for auntie
* indian aunties looking for guys
* sexy auntys in the world
* women hiring men in delhi
* finding gigolos india
* i want addresses of desi married women want to make sex
* sex stories american aunties ["American" and "aunties"? Somehow I've never thought an American, or a non-Indo in general, could be an "auntie."]
* desi wife
* hot body of pure desi indian women
* desi wives rent [Um... There's no good way to explain this.]
* do indian aunties give me money for satisfying their sexual needs?
* extramarital stories of aunties with guys
* scope of gigolos in india
* aunty doing sex
* indian aunties seeking for men
* indian prostitute aunties
* how to attract indian men [I should hook this person up with some of the earlier users. That is, if she is "in sex desire."]
* dirty desi stories
* delhi anti want gigolos
* desi indian married man women sex
* women experiences gigolo india
* gigolo party by aunties
* indian girl desi sex [Does he mean it as in "indian girl desi" + "sex", or is it "indian girl" + "desi sex"? What exactly would "desi sex" be? Typical Indian Man: "Oh yes... oh yes. Have you made dinner? Oh yes..."]
* aunties sex experience
* delhis aunties who looking boys for paid sex
* women wants men at indian gigolo
* married aunty want gigolo delhi
* south india aunty forum [I believe this was an actual aunty looking for info. I wonder what she found...]
* gigolos club in india
* sexist indian auntie sex
* desi women sex photoes
* indian aunties want to sexy with others
* mating of indian girls
* nasty indian aunties [We all have at least one.]
* cell number of aunties
I find myself amazed at the number of verbs that can be used in conjunction with “sex.” We do sex, make sex, and sexy with others. Note that, because we rarely use the word “fuck” on our blog, we probably lose a number of potential hits to actual hardcore porn sites. I wonder if those in India use the word “fuck” or something else that I have not yet heard. My favorite cousin is too young to know these words (or maybe not, but I’m not sure how I’d broach that subject to the 14-year-old male pubescent). Any suggestions on what the slang is?
And is anyone else slightly disturbed by how aunties can be sexualized? Back off haters, I’m not saying that older Indian women lose their sexuality. However, any woman I refer to as “auntie” is not a sexual being to me because of the basis of that relationship. It’s one step away from “sister” or “mother,” both of which also cannot be sexual beings in the context of my relationship to them. Someone else’s? Sure. Not mine. End defensive stance.
But is this just a small sect that digs aunties and Indian cougars, and is it dwarfed by those who seek sketchy pictures of Indian women their own age (most likely)? Or is there some weird Oedipal Freudian infatuation going on? Indian women usually say that the brown men are too attached to their mothers. I tend to agree, but to this extent? Maybe women about to get married need to check their husbands’ browser histories.
The exact demographic of the users would be interesting to know. I only can assume younger Indian males because I doubt older Indian men 1) call women “aunties” and 2) know how to use the internet quite so proficiently for their sexual curiosities. I’m sure someone has a story that proves otherwise.
Something to remember here is that, no matter how we are making sex in the motherland, it’s getting done. Facing it is the only way to promote safe behaviors. Like this brilliant public service announcement.
As quoted in BBC South Asia’s examination of the public school sex ed debate in India, I leave you with the words of the great Federal Health Minister Anbumani Ramadoss:
“In our country, we do sex. But we don’t want to talk about it and that is why we have a billion population.”
Like the man says, whether you’re doing that sex with aunties or others, it’s good to confront the realities. Keep it safe and keep it real.
Unless it’s my auntie.
Tags: India, Marriage, Prostitution
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April 1st, 2008 at 10:34 pm
funny stuff because horny kids are the same across the world. a comparative search would be for "American MILF," i assume youd find a lot. probably no more to it than that.
April 2nd, 2008 at 2:19 am
Lol. Another quality sociological study…
April 6th, 2008 at 7:39 am
“I wonder if those in India use the word “fuck” or something else that I have not yet heard”
In North India it’s “chod”.
And yeah, there is a big Freudian Oedipal complex in India.
The relationship between sons and their mothers is borderline romantic. I attribute this to the mothers who make their sons a kind of surrogate husband to get the affection the never got from their actual husbands.
I’m not saying that incest is going down, not at all. What I’m saying is that the level of emotional and physical affection shown between mothers and grown sons in India looks totally weird to someone who was not born and bred there.
April 6th, 2008 at 7:41 am
And the strange thing about that (what I wrote above) is that the same type of affection, if actually showed between a husband and wife in front of other family members or in public, would be considered “inappropriate”.
Go figure.
May 21st, 2008 at 8:49 am
People from India have googled Indian aunties focking and landed on my blog.
However, my real bread and butter is google searches for white men and Indian women. Fetish or threat?
http://zen-denizen.blogspot.co.....ongue.html
May 21st, 2008 at 9:54 am
Fetish AND threat.
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:21 am
OK then what about black men and Indian women? What is that?
Desi men, if you don’t want to feel threatened, step up your game!
May 22nd, 2008 at 10:42 am
Um obviously joking, and no problem with other minorities anyway. Usually the issue is more with Indian women who automatically exclude brown men in a sweeping gesture. The issues rarely actually lie with the white guys. If Indian men did the same thing with brown women, I’d have an issue with that too.
May 22nd, 2008 at 11:19 am
Non-desi men in USA tend to be less mama’s boys, in general, than desi men. This is the main issue we women, of all backgrounds, have with desi men. Other than that, they are good to go.
However, that one issue is a big one. A very big one.
Once you guys get that dealt with, you will get more play.